Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Spoiler Alert #8: And Katy Perry Ends Up With.....


She began her meandering journey toward the bewitching erotic truths found in and around Denny's bulging velvet hotpants as an acne-scarred crooner for Jesus.

Then came the predictable "Ditch God" phase, where her producer forced her into an unusually lurid form of white slavery better know as lesbianic-themed, chart-topping popular music.

Her third act began with living out her Mother Theresarian fantasy of first befriending, then biblically-reclining with a kindly, bearded Anglo hobo she first gazed upon urinating himself in a sperm-pocked West Hollywood alley.

And how does this twisty little morality play end?

With KP lovingly cradling Denny Dance and a phat bottle of Courvoisier in front of the fire on Christmas Eve 2017, as our twins Zan and Jana playfully open their presents with their pert 22 year old live-in Estonian nanny Elenora in tow--that's how.

Happy Ending,
Denny DelVecchio

7 comments:

nursemyra said...

Dream on Denny

Lifebeginsat30ty said...

I think Snoop plied a bit of Mary Jane onto Katy when in the design phase of that video.

Snoop: "Yeah, and those candy canes, man, you know, they should turn into snakes! Oh yeah, snakes."

Katy: You the shiznit, Snoop.*takes a drag*

Snoop: Yeah.

singlegirlie said...

a) Katy Perry is a dim-witted slut with fake cupcakes

b) singlegirlie is the only California girl that will hire an Estonian nanny for Denny

c) As disturbing as this post is, it was made worse by a video that began with an advert for Meg Whitman for governor.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Single: dd) as in her KP's cup size and your paramour's initials.

@Good Nurse: You really should post that on Katy's page, love.

@Lifer: With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

susi spice said...

i kiss girls all the time i dont know why its such a big deal for her..

denny ur welcome to join next time hehe.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Boiiiiing.

Ron-Yves said...

Velvet hot pants? hahaha---what the fack is wrong with you fool???

=)