Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Flattery Will Get You Into Denny's Pants

Like all XYs on the Planet Earth, Denny Dance is a gelatinous, slobbering yes-machine toward those who pay me the proper respect.

So when these kind souls featured me in today's version of their web-based news magazine, I really had no choice but to pay them heed.

Give the site a look, DelVecchians.  Money back guarantee.

Promotionally,
Denny DelVecchio

5 comments:

singlegirlie said...

Those brilliant folks featured yours truly a couple weeks ago as well, my love! Obviously they are brilliant and have superlative taste.

You are awesome, Denny Dance. Gorgeous and witty and smart and gigantic. Can I get into those pants now?

susispice said...

you pants should be tighter denny tighter... nothing like a man who can show it off...haha

Karaoke Activity Partner said...

Better than an Oscar

Love in the Dumps said...

apparently Mick had a banana in those jeans for the shoot. We know that's not the case with you. Right Denny? Right?

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Dumps: Like M.C. Hammer, Denny's rocking more meat than Hilshire Farm.

@KAP: What's an Oscar?

@Spice: Denny's representing, love. Most ladies think they're looking through a telescope when they see my jock.

@Single: Let's just say that I wish I could be alone with you in this comment room right now.