Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Advance #48: Denny's First Celebrity Endorsement
Although it was really only a matter of time, Denny Dance has secured his very first product endorsement.
And, naturally, I'm engorged with mirth.
After puckishly turning asunder several attempts to cast me as a glitzy pitchman for products like The Morning After Pill, the Quentin Tarantino Gluten Free Cookbook, Baby Bumpits and three different female depilitory cremes, I was still yearning for the right thing to cross my desk.
And when I was offered the chance of a lifetime while engaged in a Category 5 sexting orgy with a prominent stockholder of an up and coming man-girdle company, who was I to say no?
Toned,
Denny DelVecchio
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7 comments:
HAHAHAH he got the JOB because of SLIM Ts!!
That's Denny on the screen cap, above.
That's right. Adonis.
structure panels? oh denny d youre gonna be the next big thing in cell block D... dont drop the soap...
You picked the perfect product, Denny Den. Do you know how TURNED ON I would be to rip off a man's Ed Hardy shirt to find one of these lying underneath? Hooray for man spanx!
Do they come in paisley?
P.S. Baby bumpits would be a close second.
@Spice: I throw the soap on the floor the minute I get in. Nobody's disrespecting Double D.
@Single: All I saw was TURNED ON in all caps. And I must say you have fantastic taste, love.
@RY: Back? You never left, baby.
What a disappointment it would be when the Slim T came off.....
The world would win, love.
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