Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Advance #48: Denny's First Celebrity Endorsement


Although it was really only a matter of time, Denny Dance has secured his very first product endorsement.

And, naturally, I'm engorged with mirth.

After puckishly turning asunder several attempts to cast me as a glitzy pitchman for products like The Morning After Pill, the Quentin Tarantino Gluten Free Cookbook, Baby Bumpits and three different female depilitory cremes, I was still yearning for the right thing to cross my desk.

And when I was offered the chance of a lifetime while engaged in a Category 5 sexting orgy with a prominent stockholder of an up and coming man-girdle company, who was I to say no?

Toned,
Denny DelVecchio

9 comments:

Love in the Dumps said...

HAHAHAH he got the JOB because of SLIM Ts!!

Denny DelVecchio said...

That's Denny on the screen cap, above.

That's right. Adonis.

susi spice said...

structure panels? oh denny d youre gonna be the next big thing in cell block D... dont drop the soap...

singlegirlie said...

You picked the perfect product, Denny Den. Do you know how TURNED ON I would be to rip off a man's Ed Hardy shirt to find one of these lying underneath? Hooray for man spanx!

Do they come in paisley?

P.S. Baby bumpits would be a close second.

ron-Yves said...

I'm back....mother fucker...

I like how that old guy went from having double-D titties to looking like the Bow-Flew spokesman...

I want the pants when they hit the market---my ass is starting to look like a couple of wet pillows...

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Spice: I throw the soap on the floor the minute I get in. Nobody's disrespecting Double D.

@Single: All I saw was TURNED ON in all caps. And I must say you have fantastic taste, love.

@RY: Back? You never left, baby.

susi spice said...

oh Ron u have a saggy ass? how disappointing...

at least denny will have the Slim T's to fool me in the dark...hahaa

nursemyra said...

What a disappointment it would be when the Slim T came off.....

Denny DelVecchio said...

The world would win, love.