Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Advance #49: Somebody Got A Compliment Today

Picture this:

Your boy Denny Dance is strutting down the avenue after his bi-weekly Honduran prostate massage when a curvy, doe-eyed minx darts out of the shadows and stands before me, catapulting a look of raw animal passion my way.

As it turned out, I had made her acquaintance on JDate.com a few weeks back, but had apparently failed keep our rendezvous after getting a free nod to see a tight little Frampton cover band out of Tempe.

That obviously didn't quell the carnal urges within the ballsy lass, because she proceeded to hurdle right to the foreplay (kneed me passionately in my Dennyparts) and, mirroring my ad ("Jump To The Head Of The Ticket Line To See Your Very Own Christian Bale"), agreed that I looked "just like a fucking ugly Christian Bale."

I know.  Hot.

Remind me to drop her a page this weekend so we can take our purely physical relationship to the next level.

Matinee Idol,
Denny DelVecchio


Love in the Dumps said...

Also is there anything greater than a Frampton cover band? He's playing the Cape Cod Medlody Tent this week. Oh Petie.

singlegirlie said...

After I read the words "bi-weekly Honduran prostate massage," I left quickly. Then I came back and finished the rest of the post.

It was good. And I enjoyed the post as well.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Single: You getting a prostate massage? I'd like to cue that video. Certainly curious.

@Dumps: Anyone who can put an album out with the first two words "Frampton Comes" is in Denny's Hall of Fame.

nursemyra said...

You must be a sucker for punishment Danny

susi spice said...

lmao omg denny that has to be the funniest story uve written EVA..pls tell me it was not a made up one? ill be sooo disappointed if you made it up :(

JDate? I guess this schiksa never had a chance with ya huh?

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Susi: JDate.com is a Jewish dating site?

@Good Nurse: I'm a sucker for Corset Fridays.

nursemyra said...

I'd better get my camera out then

Denny DelVecchio said...

You can use mine, love.