Friday, August 13, 2010

Time For You To Pick Denny's Ink

Although Denny Dance has got what some like to refer to as "it going on," he still plans to ink it up this weekend courtesy of my boss "Easy" Ed Verhowski's by-the-hour mistress, Destinee, who was recently bequeathed a probationary online certification from the acclaimed Squaw of the Sun Dermis and Genital Modification Institute of Antigua.

Rather than gluttonously imposing my will on such a lofty, cumbrous decision, I'm going to allow my glorious hoard of DelVecchians to make the call for me.

So put down the bottle of Malibu, turn off the dwarf smut, and gather around your Dark Lord of Flesh, Denny, in what will certainly be the most important thing you have done thus far in your adult life.

Tattoolicious,
Denny DelVecchio









Here are the candidates:

An Obious Choice


Has It All

Instant Street Cred


Also Instant Street Cred





Chicks Will Dig




Because I'm A Lyrical Poet







And Rod Roddy On the Left


15 comments:

Jami said...

I once saw a Golden Girls tattoo on some guy's thigh... Somewhere online.

That's getting my vote. Fuck your choices.

susi spice said...

i want you to have a big bird tattoo! or cookie monster!!! :D

nursemyra said...

My computer has been playing up and I can only see two of the images. For the first time today I'm happy about it.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Early leader is the Iceman.

Love in the Dumps said...

I like "Thug Life", but take out the "T", so it will be "Hug Life". That seems very Denny to me.

nursemyra said...

I'm back again today and now I can see everything.... oh dear..... a bear in a tutu...

Anonymouslyspicy said...

ooo ooo i got a good one!!!

'Denny D heart Susi Spice'

'susi spice rocks my Delicious Denny world'

'susi spice 4 eva'

i think she rocks and you should reflect that thought...

:D

Ron-Yves said...

haha---you know my vote bro...

Rod Roddy, hands folkin' down...

Denny DelVecchio said...

New leader, tattoo of myself.

singlegirlie said...

I'm offended. That is all.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Whatever it is that offended you, consider it unwritten from the pages of history, love.

singlegirlie said...

Ahem. I think you need a full-body tattoo of this: http://singlegirlblogging.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/sgfindedges2.jpg

DUH.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Single: I needed some Dennytime after seeing that.

Sophie said...

I vote for a Denny tat. No questions asked.

bschooled said...

What about Tony?

http://citypaper.net/blogs/criticalmass/files/2010/03/tattoo-tony-danza_l_thumb2.jpg

That way, when people ask you "Who's the Boss?" (which they no doubt will), you can just smile and point to your arm/calf/upper groin area.

Trust me, you'd be a hit at 80's sitcom parties.