Sunday, August 29, 2010

Regress #45: The So Called Night Time Emmy Awards

Disarmingly Awkward Mumblefuck Fallon
Can any of the cowardly, hubristic gobe-mouches who served as voters for the Emmy Awards that aired tonight explain to Denny how Fly Girls, The Deep End, Leave it to Lamas and the Lifetime Original Movie Bond of Silence starring Kim Raver of 24 all left empty handed?

For now, I'm going to lay the sad debacle at the impish size 5 1/2 feet of the dead-eyed gimp trapped in the football team's laundry hamper better known as Jimmy Fallon.

Fingers Tapping,
Denny DelVecchio

8 comments:

nursemyra said...

we don't have any of those programs in Oz :-(

Denny DelVecchio said...

That's symptomatic of a loving God.

singlegirlie said...

I was totally psyched about Leave it to Lamas until I found out it was about the has-been actor and not Napoleon Dynamite's pet.

Incredibly accurate description of Fallon.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Single, let's let our common disdain for Jimmy Fallon set our mutual yearnings aflame.

Karaoke Activity Partner said...

You've broken my heart.... Jimmy Fallon is one of the sexiest, funniest men ever - I mean, not sexier than you Denny. I'm really sad we don't have this in common. Ah, alas, we will have to bond over making fun of the disabled.

Denny DelVecchio said...

If it helps us grow closer, I'll lie about my disdain for that smug, taint-worshiping fucktard.

Ron-Yves said...

I agree with Denny on this one---or maybe I just agree with his hair?

Nah---Fallon annoys the whiz outta' my whizza'...

Denny DelVecchio said...

Denny's salad is never wrong.