Yes, it was on this date many moons ago that Denny sprang, fully moustached, from Arabella Madonna DelVecchio's life-giving maternal Chia Pet.
Although I typically eschew gifts that are not attached to and/or that don't originate with another's body, I prepared a list of items that, if you're so inclined, would make my minute when opened:
Cash.
Denny has exactly $7.11 and three Southwest Airlines drink coupons to get me to the end of August unless I decide to peddle my loins as I was last forced to do in 2008 (remember "Too Big To Fail"?).
Still Growing,
Denny DelVecchio
14 comments:
I see you're still doing this site. Apparently the parole authorities in Arizona are under funded.
happy bum fluff sprouting day denny!!!
re arizona prison.. fight da power :0
Happy friggin birthday
Happy birthday!!! Hope you have the best yet and someone takes you to see a Twilight flick and gives you a happy ending or whatever you men like these days.
I wouldn't mind some cash either. I could probably do w/o a what you referenced in tags though. Maybe I can trick people and say it's like my birthday too and all I ever wanted was money and never got any. Yay!
I extend the most heartfelt and soggiest of birthday wishes to my large hunk o' burning love, Denny D.
I understand about the sauceboxes, my love, as I know a simple girl like me could never truly tame a sexpot as explosive as you. Plus, I could never deny others of my gender to know such pleasure.
But know that when you return, I shall bestow my gift to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV8vB1BB2qc
Always Glen Close to your Michael Douglas,
singlegirlie
@Blanks: Sorry to rain on your prison fantasies.
@Spice: Sorry to rain on your aging and prison fantasies.
@Loon: Watch your language up in here, love.
@Li-Li: Welcome to Denny's shack of ill repute.
@Single: And, so, you secured the back and secured the windows?
I was planning to break this on a regular post, but Denny's strongly considering a move to the Greater L.A. Metro Area to pursue my film making dreams.
Oh yes.
hmmm.... you're only three days older than me :-)
Yes, darling. Everything is sound and shatter proof. It's go time.
@Single: Denny better not stand up now. He has no blood flow to his brain.
@Good Nurse: I prefer to think of it as you being 362 days younger.
How much for your loins? For a good price, I'm in the market.
I changed my Facebook religion status to "DelVecchian," and I'm really proud.
Happy Birthday!
A special belated b-day blog post just for you - my best friend - up on Karaoke Activity Partner.
Sorry I missed the celebration ya bastard---I'll overnight you some nude pics of Rod Roddy as a belated gift...
Happy Smurfday.
@Vodka: Denny's not a piece of meat.
@Ronny: COME on down!!
@KAP: You're a satisfied DelVecchian. Denny's proud of you! Off to check out the post.
@Vodka: Denny is a piece of meat. Who the hell am I kidding?
KAP, Denny's flattered, my sweet. And totally nude from the waist down.
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