Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Regress #41: Writer's Block


Denny sat down to write today and no words came to him.

No devilishly witty anecdotes.

No sly cultural observations.

No bawdy tales of conquest

And no heartfelt advice for the marginally-appealing.

I've got nothing.  And I feel nothing on the horizon.

Has the once virile DelVecchian light gone dim?

Any tips, advice or wisdom appreciated.

Flickering,
Denny DelVecchio

4 comments:

Trisho said...

Hey Denny,

Cat got your tongue huh? I suggest you find a quiet spot somewhere you really feel at ease in, and then close your eyes, and meditate.

If that doesn't work....watch some daytime television, like some terrible soap opera show or one of those terrible talk shows that features inbred white trash-type people.

That should get your creative juices a flowing....lol.

singlegirlie said...

Hmmmmmm... BJ?

Love in the Dumps said...

haha I like Trisho. But am afraid your tank is empty after dropping so much awesome creative fuel on Grading the Vows. In fact I urge everyone to visit: http://loveinthedumps.com/grading-the-vows-conrad-ferrell/

Mwahhaha! My plan worked! I will steal your readers DENNY!!

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Single: Thank you, love.

@Dumps: I will fight you to the death to keep my reader.

@Trisho: Like I said, that's my average workday.