Thursday, July 15, 2010

Oh Fuck, Denny's Back In Jail

Details forthcoming....

UPDATE: Nevermind. Big misunderstanding, y'all.

I was actually locked in the backroom of a Phoenix-area massage parlor the entire time. I reasonably, but incorrectly, assumed the worst.

Thanks for the cards, flowers and panties. I'm going to keep them anyway.

Luckiest Guy In Town,
Denny DelVecchio

6 comments:

Love in the Dumps said...

I'm smuggling in a file and rusty chicken wire tonight. It'll in in your beef Borglum.

singlegirlie said...

*Sigh* I always fall for the bad boys. I hope you have internet access so you can read my ode to you, sweet Denny.

http://singlegirlblogging.wordpress.com/2010/07/16/im-in-love-with-a-mullet/

Denny DelVecchio said...

So do I. Except they're women.

I love the ode to DelVecchio.

You will be blessed now with 15 minutes of good luck.

Time and place to be determined.

nursemyra said...

Nice panties

Denny DelVecchio said...

@The Good Nurse:

Thank you for noticing.

nursemyra said...

you're welcome ;-)