Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Advance #45: A Codpiece It Is

 

Denny has never particularly considered himself a dandy.

He's passionately eschewed the moniker "Admiral Fancypants."

It has not been his custom to overshadow other men with haughty fashionable adornments.

And nobody has suggested that he's a blindingly stylish Bon Vivant.

But he had to make a difficult fashion choice for tonight's carnal pursuits--and the call has been made.

There's no wrong time for a tasteful chainmaille codpiece, friends.

And that no wrong time just became right now.

Confidently,
Denny DelVecchio

4 comments:

nursemyra said...

eeek... those gold lame trousers are frightening

Love in the Dumps said...

I believe we finally have an image of the real DD!!! My detective work paid off!

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Good Nurse: Frighteningly erotic.

@Dumps: Demand a full refund from your private dick.

Blanks said...

Denny is that you playing the wee guitar?

Don't answer.