Monday, July 26, 2010

From The Bag Of Tricks: Own A Pony (Denny's Bucket List #1)

Over the next 30-40 years, I'll be showcasing for you some of the mountains (and comely ladies) I want to climb before the lease on my Earthly vessel expires and I'm lovingly hoisted up to my dazzling astral estate.

Turning now toward my first entry on this grand list, I fully intend to secure a radiant, well-muscled young horse who will serve as the loyal, non-judgmental friend and confidant that I so richly deserve.

Although it seems like the stuff of science fiction right now, the sands of time may render me a joyless shell of the wanton, husky-shouldered bon vivant that you see before you today.

And who will be there for Denny? My toy-thoroughbred Muggsy, that's who.

With her pristine yellow bows, buoyant leg-bells and empathetic smile that always says "I'll love you no matter what, Papa" we'll be fast friends--the kind who can tell each other anything.

My pony will be a pint-sized, spiritually regal creature that never judges. A humble beast who can provide love, warmth and, in the event of a prolonged famine, a ready source of protein.

So the countdown has officially begun.  I'm coming for you, Muggsy Malone.

Your Future Daddy,
Denny DelVecchio

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perfect together the two of you.

susispice said...

you want your life long and afterlife long partner to be a Female Pony? .... female? hmmmmmm interesting... why not a male? Denny somethings that are illegal in this life will still be illegal in the next :P

I want a unicorn! and ill name her Puggsy..so that Muggsy and PUggsy can play together :D

suchtightslacks.com said...

hahaha---ride the hell out of her bro!

Denny DelVecchio said...

I can assure you that there's nothing even remotely sexual about this pending ethereal union of man and beast.