Saturday, July 10, 2010

Give The Newest DelVecchio-Approved Reads Some Love, People


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Look to the right of the Rentals video. Then down.

No, not down there you saucy thing.  I'm talking about your screen.

Do you see that sacred list of websites that utilize words, ideas, videos and photographs?  Good.  

I want to give a special welcome to the newest five, all of which will, in varying degrees, make your frustratingly staid life a little more dangerous and sexy.

Or, in other words, make it more like Denny's own:

Blunt Delivery: Witty, playfully sardonic fare from a comely woman who is almost certainly smarter than you and everybody you know--possibly combined.

Karaoke Activity Partner: Supplies the world with a lovable pop-culture stew several times a week. And now 100% drug free.

Love In The Dumps: This is Denny's new best bro, helmed by a charming New Yorker known only as "The Sexecutioner."  Denny drops his fantastic shit on this site from time to time, so loving it is like loving me.

Single Girl Blogging: What can I say? This ballsy lass has got it going on in a major way, seamlessly weaving her loves, dreams and intestinal gas into an unabashedly desirable melange.  

Such Tight Slacks: The name may have alone been enough to get it on here, but this guy is clever and irreverent in spades. You'll want him to give a speech at your wedding.

Also, don't forget my past stable, including perhaps the funniest woman I have ever known, and the delightful spiced one.

Promotionally Yours,
Denny DelVecchio

7 comments:

Blanks said...

I'll check these out despite my better judgment (you know, considering who is saying they're so great).

Kickbacks?

singlegirlie said...

Oh my goodness, I am verklempt! The sexiest man alive has given me a bona fide shout out. Utterly grateful, my love.

By the way, did I mention you sometimes remind me of one of the most beloved characters of my literary history, the illustrious Ignatius Reilly of A Confederacy of Dunces?

Legs up and bras off to you, Denny Dance.

Denny DelVecchio said...

I bow to your graciousness, Single. Keep up the good work. Flattery will get you everywhere with Denny.

And, yes, I was voted "Most Likely To One Day End Up Compared To A John Kennedy Toole Character" back in high school.

suchtightslacks.com said...

Thanks Denny---Irreverence isn't a trait that often gets praised...I appreciate your endorsement---May good shit happen to you...

Love in the Dumps said...

Deniel, your sharp as a tack wit makes us all better players on the pitch as we compete in this tournament of life. Wait, did I just use a soccer analogy the day after the World Cup? Dammit! Always late to the party.

blunt delivery said...

well whaddaya know.

i am not good with the compliments, but i'm working on my thank you speech.

me? smart? nah. this just goes to show how good i am at fooling you all! mwahahahahahahahaaha!

thanks for the love. glad we bumped into eachother here on the INTERNETS.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Much DelVecchian love to all of you wonderful human beings.