Turning now toward my first entry on this grand list, I fully intend to secure a radiant, well-muscled young horse who will serve as the loyal, non-judgmental friend and confidant that I so richly deserve.
Although it seems like the stuff of science fiction right now, the sands of time may render me a joyless shell of the wanton, husky-shouldered bon vivant that you see before you today.
And who will be there for Denny? My toy-thoroughbred Muggsy, that's who.
With her pristine yellow bows, buoyant leg-bells and empathetic smile that always says "I'll love you no matter what, Papa" we'll be fast friends--the kind who can tell each other anything.
My pony will be a pint-sized, spiritually regal creature that never judges. A humble beast who can provide love, warmth and, in the event of a prolonged famine, a ready source of protein.
So the countdown has officially begun. I'm coming for you, Muggsy Malone.
Your Future Daddy,
Denny DelVecchio
4 comments:
Perfect together the two of you.
you want your life long and afterlife long partner to be a Female Pony? .... female? hmmmmmm interesting... why not a male? Denny somethings that are illegal in this life will still be illegal in the next :P
I want a unicorn! and ill name her Puggsy..so that Muggsy and PUggsy can play together :D
hahaha---ride the hell out of her bro!
I can assure you that there's nothing even remotely sexual about this pending ethereal union of man and beast.
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