Monday, March 29, 2010

O Caritas!

Some Sundays are better than others. Such was the case for moi last eve, as I galloped into the forbidden regions of the night with sisters Lea and Valerie [family name withheld] of the Tuscon [family name withheld].

Let's just say that the pic to your left was just north of 9:30 and just south of a loving gaggle of sibling nudity that soon engulfed me in a passionate DelVecchiwich.

I said "church choir."  You laughed.  I said "ice cream social." You snickered.  I said "ultra control top hosiery." You scoffed.  Well who's laughing/snickering/scoffing now?

But just because you had a double date with a sixer of Keystone Light and three hour block of Time Warner quasi-smut doesn't mean that your night wasn't the equal of mine. In fact, without your grim celibacy, this post would not exist. And my dogs would have gone hungry.

Bless you, you. Your special brand of sexlessness inspires me in ways you cannot possibly fathom.

Say hello to your parents,
Denny DelVecchio


Anonymous said...

Leave my mother out of it.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Perhaps a tad late for that.

Blanks said...

I'd like my mother in it.

Call me.

susispice said...

i guess you could see the bright side of least none of the aunties said "so denny, wanna learn to be a man?" lol

Denny DelVecchio said...

There was plenty of bright side, I can assure you.

Denny Dance