I later learned, as an irresistible 33 year old grifter, that the younger Jedi had sprung from Natalie Portman's fertile uterus (screen shot of birth scene here) after she had been lovingly pollinated by a youthful, chiseled James Earl Jones. You think the Terminator time-space continuum issues were troubling? This was a true Jedi Mindfuck!
Either way, I wept like a professional athlete at this emotionally penetrating moment in film history. And surely you will, too.
Blessed,
Denny DelVecchio
2 comments:
I always felt a bit sad for Anakin. He went from doing the Bony Maroney with a supple queen to living his whole life in a choking asbestos suit.
Sad.
He did have a cool hatch, which probably had HBO.
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