Advance #45: A Codpiece It Is

 

Denny has never particularly considered himself a dandy.

He's passionately eschewed the moniker "Admiral Fancypants."

It has not been his custom to overshadow other men with haughty fashionable adornments.

And nobody has suggested that he's a blindingly stylish Bon Vivant.

But he had to make a difficult fashion choice for tonight's carnal pursuits--and the call has been made.

There's no wrong time for a tasteful chainmaille codpiece, friends.

And that no wrong time just became right now.

Confidently,
Denny DelVecchio