Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Regress #30: Tom Cruise Has Gone To Shit

Although I prefer to remember him as the cocksure, lofty-cheekboned buck that delivered us the indelible Jerry Maguire, Mitch McDeere and Maverick, the Tom Terrific that I saw at the 2010 MTV Twilight Awards was a portly bald carapace of the grandeur that once was.

It's easy to want to lay this at the bound feet of his young prisoner wife, yet I can't help but think that the hirsute clown simply stopped taking care of his golden temple the way that Double D does.

Worse yet, it appears he's ripped his look straight from cubicle-jockey Ty Eason.

Denny DelVecchio


Anonymous said...

Ummm....that's Les Grosman....LOL

Denny DelVecchio said...

Ummm...that's Tom Cruise. And he looks like hell on earth.

Sylvie said...

Anonymous dumbass: This site is not playing it straight you douche. It makes FUN of things. He knows that Tom Cruise was dressed as Les Grossman.

I get you Denny.

Anonymous said...

He probably did it just so he could get spanked by J.Lo. That's my guess.