Friday, June 18, 2010

Correction

My recent report that suggested Abe Vigoda had died broken and penniless of auto-erotic asphyxiation in a Calcutta brothel was incorrect.

Mr. Vigoda, sources say, is alive and in good spirits in Westwood where he shares an upscale town home with his devoted beagle
Wojciehowicz and an enravishing, pouty-breasted UCLA sophomore identified only as "Miranda."

Your New Bad Habit regrets the error.

Red Faced,
Denny DelVecchio

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barney going to take it out of your hide bitch.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Bring it On Linden.

Blanks said...

Barney? Hell Abe could beat Delvecchio's ass himself.