Saturday, June 19, 2010

Regress #34: The California Switchblade


This magnificent, faux-bronzed Guidoburger almost makes me want to get roped for DUI just so The California Switchblade can be the proverbial nail file in my prison cake.

WARNING: This is the closest you will come all week to literally punching your computer monitor.

Mouth Agape,
Denny DelVecchio

4 comments:

JUST ME said...

He'll cut up the competition, huh?

I've always wanted a homicidal sociopath as my DUI lawyer...

Denny DelVecchio said...

Either way, this cat's a jedi master of the green screen.

Love in the Dumps said...

sadly, he gets laid a LOT more than I do.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Dumps, did you mean to post that after the Vigoda piece?