Monday, June 21, 2010

Advance #36: Clay Aiken's Back In Full Effect

Although it has long been out there that me and R-Studds used to kick it in middle school with our silky R&B outfit EMackUlation, I'm not above giving some DelVecchian love to his unsightly, rose-domed runner-up when called for.
So imagine my surprise yesterday when, sandwiched between my 3:30 lonely housewife sexting emergency and 8:15 Queening seminar, I stumbled upon the delightful, folksy jam to the north.   

Clay Aiken has not only aged well, but hath gotten a fair measure more comely since Hee-Hawing his way into America's bloomers half a decade ago.

And, I must say, it takes a special someone to make a semen-inspired coif look more natural than even the esteemed Dame Cameron Diaz did in her nuanced, Streepian star-turn back in 1998.

Denny DelVecchio


Love in the Dumps said...

Where can I take that Queening seminar? Hunter?

Denny DelVecchio said...

Dumps...I'll put you in touch with my Sensai.

Sylvie said...

Wrong-O, Mr. Denny. Clay Aiken is significantly more attractive than this beast.