Monday, June 21, 2010
Advance #36: Clay Aiken's Back In Full Effect
Although it has long been out there that me and R-Studds used to kick it in middle school with our silky R&B outfit EMackUlation, I'm not above giving some DelVecchian love to his unsightly, rose-domed runner-up when called for.
So imagine my surprise yesterday when, sandwiched between my 3:30 lonely housewife sexting emergency and 8:15 Queening seminar, I stumbled upon the delightful, folksy jam to the north.
Clay Aiken has not only aged well, but hath gotten a fair measure more comely since Hee-Hawing his way into America's bloomers half a decade ago.
And, I must say, it takes a special someone to make a semen-inspired coif look more natural than even the esteemed Dame Cameron Diaz did in her nuanced, Streepian star-turn back in 1998.