Friday, May 7, 2010

Regress #18: The Golden Girls As Sex Objects

No thank you.

I must politely decline.

Can I take a raincheck?

It's not you, it's me.

Most of my male acquaintances right now are trying to turn me on to the feminine wiles of the decade-heavy Methuselas to the left.

And don't get Denny wrong--he has a taste for the lusty wine that can spring from well-aged grapes.

But with all due respect, I just can't recline with someone I've looked up to as a 3rd, 4th, 5th or 6th grandmother since the late 80s.

However, if rib-tickling sitcom delight is the order of the day, I'm doubling down on this gentle quadrangle of laughter.

No Need To Thank Me,
Denny DelVecchio


Blanks said...

You are just dead bang wrong delvecchio.

Anonymous said...

May Bea strike you down where you stand.