Sunday, May 30, 2010

Advance #29: Denny Was Just Accepted To College!

Although I secured my G.E.D. almost 15 years ago (and have had my Ph.D. in The Genital Arts for over a decade), I have always longed to be a college man like the father of some guy I knew back in Jersey who completed almost two full semesters at Rutgers-Camden Extension back in the late 70s.

Well I am both humbled and totally stoked to announce that I have just been accepted to, as they say in Europe, University.

I have long wanted to be an artist, and Mr. Marzetti once told me in junior high that I painted "just like a retarded Van Gough." I  have kept that amazing compliment close to my heart ever since.

This is the drawing that got me in.

In truth I thought Terrapin Sexplosion was a tad broad as I have always considered myself a stylistic disciple of pre-Expressionist Fauves like Matisse and Rouault.  My brash and aggressive use of colors and textures would seem to bear that out. 

Amazingly, I already start school in 10 days at the Glendale branch of the world-renowned Art Instruction Schools. I have to be sure to ask the Registrar about my dorm, and can't wait to get a healthy peek at the co-eds in their apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur.

It's gonna be a great year.

Pomp and Circumstance,
Denny DelVecchio


Anonymous said...

You're talking about a school that lets anyone in and you think it's special that you got in? How big of an idiot are you? Don't answer that. You're a huge idiot. I looked at some of your other posts and you have to be the most clueless fool on the internet. I think I'll save my time in the future and skip this page.

Denny DelVecchio said...

That is, hands down, the best comment that I've ever had.

I'm speechless.

In a good way.

Blanks said...

What an absolute ignoramus....LOL.