Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Regress #27: This Forgettable Cipher Just Won Something Or Some Shit

I'm not 100% sure, but I think that the doe-eyed goblin with an itchy hind-head pictured to the left just, like, did something of note in an undermined area of the arts or sciences.

I don't have any details, but it probably involved chasing a dream and/or believing in himself  and/or looking a lot like Tim Tebow, America's beefy new Touchdown Messiah.

I'm going to go and track down what this anonymous spiv accomplished, and if I find out I'll post it forthwith on these hallowed pages of ill repute.

Until then, if any DelVecchians out there can tell me why he is not still locked in brutal, dream-shriveling mundanity somewhere making $5 footlongs, please drop me a quick note.

With Alacrity,
Denny DelVecchio


Blanks said...

The tat and Geranimals shirt juxtaposition is my favorite part of this post.

Could this guy really have just won American Idol?


Denny DelVecchio said...

I thought American Idol was just an urban legend. Are you telling me that it actually exists?

Anonymous said...

It exists, but I cannot vouch for its quality.

Sylvie said...

Simon is leaving. I think that show will die after that.

And I agree that the guy who won is a bit of a zero quantity.

By the way--you will NOT outlive ME. lol.