Regress #27: This Forgettable Cipher Just Won Something Or Some Shit

I'm not 100% sure, but I think that the doe-eyed goblin with an itchy hind-head pictured to the left just, like, did something of note in an undermined area of the arts or sciences.

I don't have any details, but it probably involved chasing a dream and/or believing in himself  and/or looking a lot like Tim Tebow, America's beefy new Touchdown Messiah.

I'm going to go and track down what this anonymous spiv accomplished, and if I find out I'll post it forthwith on these hallowed pages of ill repute.

Until then, if any DelVecchians out there can tell me why he is not still locked in brutal, dream-shriveling mundanity somewhere making $5 footlongs, please drop me a quick note.

With Alacrity,
Denny DelVecchio