Saturday, May 22, 2010

Advance #25: The Schitbag

For that difficult to shop for wife, mother, aunt or concubine who seems to have everything, might your go-to style maven Denny Dance recommend a perfect gift for the pouty little estrogen-vessel?

Well I'm glad you asked, because I think it's high time that your best gal was enveloped in the warmth and elegance of a Schitbag.

Whether at the club, the market or a grimy, anonymous swingers party near the bus station, the Schitbag screams "I'm not afraid to wear something that both looks like a shitbag and is actually a Schitbag."

The cultured epicurean in you knows that I'm right.

Operators--likely several--standing by.

With Much Adoration,
Denny DelVecchio


Denny DelVecchio said...

To the DelVecchians who asked me if the Schitbag is real:

Although it's borderline impossible to believe, yes.

Blanks said...

The schitbag is totally for real--and father's day is just around the corner. I love you dad.