FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLICATION:
To confirm recent internet rumors, cocksure superblog Your New Bad Habit has secured the services of suspended Pro-Bowl Wide Receiver Vincent Jackson from the San Diego Chargers for cash considerations and prominent West Coast hellcat Single Girlie's I-Phone number, beating out the Minnesota Vikings and St. Louis Rams just hours before Jackson's suspension was set to jump three additional games.
Said YNBH CEO Denny DelVecchio: "Brett Favre is the crusty, detestable bastard love baby of Yoda and Rachel Berry. That is all."
Jackson is expected to play Wingman for DelVecchio, although he could occasionally run the Wildcat.