Thursday, September 9, 2010

Shhhh...Denny's Being Interviewed Tonight



Although traditional heavy hitters like GQ, Details and Bloodhorse Magazine have all recently come a-knocking on Denny's Triple-Wide, I have decided to grant my first official interview to my favorite dating-woe pimp, Love in the Dumps.

Although lofty-cheekboned Himbo Matt Brand floated the idea of a Hip Hop-themed nude pictorial, my better, more modest angels commanded me to take a subdued, Wallacian approach.

Be sure to check out LITD this Saturday for the sweet, sultry carnage.

Yours In Love,
Denny DelVecchio

14 comments:

bluntdelivery said...

aw, my two boyfriends coming together... how cute!

p.s. the cheekbones are pretty nice.

Margaret Myers said...

I've never seen the two of them in one place.

Love in the Dumps said...

Lofty cheekbones - I guess that's one thing I have in common with Sarah Palin!

susispice said...

oh this explains a lot...

lol

now i know where this cheekboned god matt brand came from...

bschooled said...

You made the right choice, D.

I will stay awake for the next howevermanyhours (too lazy to figure it out) it takes until your sweltering carnage is promulgated.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Blunty: That first sentence made Denny a touch unsettled.

@Double M: No, you have not. Nor have I.

@Dumps: Wear that like a badge of honor.

@Spice: You know it, Double S.

@B: Eyes on the prize, love. It will be worth it.

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

I will fight the goddess Blunt Delivery for both you and Himbo. She's nimble with hot legs; plus she's been working out to Jillian Michaels, but I still think I have a shot . . .

Good luck in your interview. Godspeed.

Love in the Dumps said...

Denny better be on his toes. No soft balls in this interview. I'm like Charlie Rose mixed with Oprah with just enough Larry King thrown in for sexual harassment purposes.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Vodka: I want to see that fight. And I'd also like to choose the wardrobe and location.

@Dumps: No soft balls, indeed.

And Larry King?

I would.

frigginloon said...

Oh dear god I tried the dating-woe pimp and I got an "Error establishing a database connection".Am I not pretty enough? Oh my self esteem has hit rock bottom!!!

Denny DelVecchio said...

Kid prob didn't pony up the cable bill $$$ and/or the tenant next to him discovered the splice (and the peephole).

Denny DelVecchio said...

Oh, and you're pretty enough.

BTW...what do you look like?

bluntdelivery said...

denny - by unsettled you mean, awesome?

vodka - your legs are hotter than mine.

wait, when did you see my legs?

when did i see your legs?

i'm so confused.

p.s. Aphrodite heard about you calling me a goddess and she was very offended you put me in that category. aphrodite = snob.

singlegirlie said...

I AM THE GIRLFRIEND!

Dance, dance, dance, dance.