Tuesday, September 7, 2010

From The Bag Of Tricks: Have You Seen My Beeper?

It could have been the half-dozen or so double-blackberry mojitos I steadied myself with while dancing the night away at a club I have lovingly dubbed Ass By 11:00.

Or the fact that I gorged on a heavenly trifecta of double-battered swordfish, Georgia prawns and Absinthe.

Or perhaps it was even because I got lost in the angel eyes of a no-nonsense substitute teacher/Jazzercise! instructor from Glendale with grind-appeal rivaling only the 50 year old Lisa Rinna we fell in love with in the late 90s.

But all Denny Dance knows right now is that he's down one topaz Model D-23 Unication pager, and the lights of the Greater Phoenix Metroplex's social scene have gone dark right along with it.

Please bring Bonita home,
Denny DelVecchio

11 comments:

Karaoke Activity Partner said...

Damnit! I was really hoping Angel Eye's would lead to "Our Song" Denny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kag0TsZzxpw

... Love you baby(ies) daddy - KAP

Denny DelVecchio said...

I'm only gonna break break break break beak your heart.

Denny DelVecchio said...

I have the Jeff Healey Band's "Greatest Hit" album.

bschooled said...

Denny,

There are no words to express how much I heart this post.

When you find your pager, send me an em-... er, page. Perhaps we could hook up later and get our 'Sweet Georgia Brown 1982' on.


DelVecchio 4-Eva,

b

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

I hate that you don't have your pager.

Denny DelVecchio said...

No worries, B and Vodka--Denny still has his burled mahogany G.E. IG-88 carphone.

You know the number.

susi spice said...

i could have sworn uve posted this before...

Denny DelVecchio said...

Yes, Susi, "From The Bag Of Tricks"...we've been over this before...haha...

That's Denny's version of a re-run, love. But it's better the second time.

susi spice said...

oooooohhhhhh i get it now... lol perhaps i was canadian in a past life..ehhhhh

singlegirlie said...

I have your pager, Denny. And let me ask you: who is 919-349-0009? And 282-899-4758? And 303-433-0911? You've got some splainin' to do.

Damn thing was beeping all night and couldn't get a lick of sleep.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Spice: You may yet be Canadian in this life. Whatever that means.

@Single: That cost me $7.99 and $114 a month. Where am I going to find an offer like that these days?

As for the Denver, Chapel Hill and Auburn Hills numbers, you must know by now that Denny has a willing mistress in every port.