Thursday, September 16, 2010

From The Bag Of Tricks: Gaga (Regress #8)

Stop it.  Just. Stop. It.

I won't call her Lady since a fair-of-face young gent such as myself might rightfully surmise that her dirty places have seen more pounding than a trans-continental railroad project manned by meth junkies.

But, seriously, she's trying to combine Red Lobster facewear with Fifth Element-chic, topping it off with a ghoulish Romanian Death Mask--and that was just for a late night carb-gallop to Shoney's.

Gaga me with a spoon!

I'm sure having two fully functioning sets of genitalia must be as mesmerizing as a Kardashian at a womens dogsledding convention, but it can't be a free pass for everything from freebasing caviar to wearing a diamelle-encrusted leather codpiece to a Today Show interview. 

So, kind Sir/Mistress, please, for Denny, go back to your wayward hipster days, where the greatest offenses you committed involved breaking 129 pound club-boys' hearts.

If you look closely at the photo to the northwest, you can see a winsome tear forming above her left fore-antennae. That says it all.

Ex post facto,
Denny DelVecchio

5 comments:

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

Along with the breathe right strip, Red Lobster facewear is in this season.

Love in the D - can you confirm?

Denny DelVecchio said...

He can.

frigginloon said...

What's the flag of Switzerland doing on her tits?

Denny DelVecchio said...

The Swiss are wondering what Lada Gaga's tits are doing beneath their flag.

I think we can all agree: two great tastes that taste great together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93hxKtd4CdA

Dr. Cynicism said...

I'm not getting the whole craze here. She plays dress up, that's it? She can't sing and she's ugly as... well, ugly as Lady Gaga. I don't understand kids and hipsters.