. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Advancing and regressing pop culture with Denny DelVecchio, the sexiest man in the universe
considering some ladies mistakenly say i look like him, I am a BIG BIG fan
daniel craig...im sorry i didnt really read what you said i was distracte........what were we talking about??
I'm secure enough to have his fountain of spermwater near me. VERY near me.
That pansy got nothin' on Denny or Brand. And by the way, did you hear?http://perezhilton.com/2010-05-26-daniel-craig-gay-scandalI was just at this bar, but I didn't see him. I thought I saw Matt, though. First Friday?
Where is my Denny?????????Who is this animated replica of my gorgeous man that actually looks more like Ron Jeremy????????The mullet is not as lush. The stache is not as plush. The eyes do not twinkle and where is the tux? I am beside myself with grief.Please bring my Denny back to me. It's not the same without you. Now what will I masturbate to?Heartbroken,singlegirlieaka The Girlfriend
I spent almost 15 minutes coming up with witty responses to all of you only to have my internet go out.I'm sick about it, but not so sick as to start over. Denny has a date this eve with a Florence Henderson doppelganger and I need to finish my intimate bleaching.
Your security is one of the things I admire most about you, Denny. That, and the fact you recognize the importance of intimate bleaching.
First Friday. Venice. 2010. Brand bumped elbows, literally, with a certain Single Girlie. Was she wearing those jeans she always talks about? Yes. Yes she was.
@vodka - SPERMWATER HAHAHHA. Oh I need to lie down now.
@B: I'll send you a before and after. you'll have an appointment within an hour.@Dumps: As long as she was wearing something.
I've got my breathing apparatus on, I'm going in. If you don't hear from me ...good!
It's been 12 hours.Good for you.
My heart rate is normal too....Daniel Craig is not my type.I vote for the "real Denny" picture to be put back up....it made me giggle.
Let it not been said that Denny isn't a responsive and tender lover.The picture is back...and bigger than ever.
i'm not sure if i'm happier about1. the cheeseburger i'm eating2. your stable heart rate3. the labels used in this postokay, the labels.
@Dumps - so it WAS you in the Roosterfish! I'm calling Perez.@Denny - thank the lord in heaven above! And below. Masturbation may now resume. Now please remove the orange, mustached Don Johnson. I want the real you everywhere! Ohh! Ohhhhh!
Denny's Spermwater - I see a new nitch in the vitamin acai infused water products out there.... I want a cut. This would also be a product keeping in line with your new menapausal Martha Stewart spin you have a' cookin'
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