Sunday, September 26, 2010

Regress #48: No Chance Of Succeeding

 

I just stumbled across this distended eyesore and his gruesome music video, and have two immediate reactions:

1. Why am I watching this when I could be lustily cyber-gazing upon an ample-bosomed Paphian servicing an entire bachelor party in the back room of a bedraggled Rotterdam discotheque?

2. This video will never gain any sort of popularity.  In fact, Denny suspects that he's one of perhaps a dozen or so unfortunate souls who have singed their eyes to it.  If all of you watch, the number could be upped to two dozen.

Eyesore,
Denny DelVecchio

13 comments:

Dr. Cynicism said...

Haha... anyone that beats the Star Wars Kid gets props.

bluntdelivery said...

is this your sly/endearing way of finally outing yourself?

pleasantly surprised but wondering where the pudding is,

blunt

Denny DelVecchio said...

Are you speaking allegorically, Blunty?

And young Anakin couldn't act as well as a cinder block.

susi spice said...

he wont get anywhere cause that weird little kid/teen did it before him.

its been done before...

buddy youre a little late with this, try again.. maybe if you made your boobies sing instead of your face it wouldve made it worth watching.

frigginloon said...

I think I dated him once :( Is his name Bob?

Karaoke Activity Partner said...

Why you gotta make fun of the only man I've ever loved?

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

Denny, this better not be your way of asking me out.

But, yes.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Spice: I think that IS the weird teen. Or at least A weird teen.

@Loon: He told me about you two and the 87 Camry. Color Denny impressed.

@KAP: Now Denny knows that statement isn't true.

@Vodka: No, my way is to send a Cock-gram. Keep eyes open.

singlegirlie said...

He's a bit large, isn't he?

@Vodka: Ahem. What did I tell you? >=(

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

Singlegirlie: Oh, snap. I was hoping you wouldn't see that . . .

Lola Lakely said...

Ok, consider me a proud card-carrying memeber of the DelVecchian empire.

Signed,

The other point of the love/blog traingle with Blunt and uncorked.

P.S. Do you provide the cards or do we have to send away for them?

nursemyra said...

Oh dear....

bschooled said...

That made me cry. And not in a good way.