Sunday, September 26, 2010
Regress #48: No Chance Of Succeeding
I just stumbled across this distended eyesore and his gruesome music video, and have two immediate reactions:
1. Why am I watching this when I could be lustily cyber-gazing upon an ample-bosomed Paphian servicing an entire bachelor party in the back room of a bedraggled Rotterdam discotheque?
2. This video will never gain any sort of popularity. In fact, Denny suspects that he's one of perhaps a dozen or so unfortunate souls who have singed their eyes to it. If all of you watch, the number could be upped to two dozen.
Eyesore,
Denny DelVecchio
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13 comments:
Haha... anyone that beats the Star Wars Kid gets props.
is this your sly/endearing way of finally outing yourself?
pleasantly surprised but wondering where the pudding is,
blunt
Are you speaking allegorically, Blunty?
And young Anakin couldn't act as well as a cinder block.
he wont get anywhere cause that weird little kid/teen did it before him.
its been done before...
buddy youre a little late with this, try again.. maybe if you made your boobies sing instead of your face it wouldve made it worth watching.
I think I dated him once :( Is his name Bob?
Why you gotta make fun of the only man I've ever loved?
Denny, this better not be your way of asking me out.
But, yes.
@Spice: I think that IS the weird teen. Or at least A weird teen.
@Loon: He told me about you two and the 87 Camry. Color Denny impressed.
@KAP: Now Denny knows that statement isn't true.
@Vodka: No, my way is to send a Cock-gram. Keep eyes open.
He's a bit large, isn't he?
@Vodka: Ahem. What did I tell you? >=(
Singlegirlie: Oh, snap. I was hoping you wouldn't see that . . .
Ok, consider me a proud card-carrying memeber of the DelVecchian empire.
Signed,
The other point of the love/blog traingle with Blunt and uncorked.
P.S. Do you provide the cards or do we have to send away for them?
Oh dear....
That made me cry. And not in a good way.
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