Friday, September 24, 2010
Advance #57: Denny's Finally Getting A "Cellular" Telephone
Denny fought the good fight as long as he could, but apparently my Fem-rotic Armies are demanding that I be more accessible than what a beeper, pay phone and car phone have rendered me.
So I am now a proud "Cellular" telephone owner.
A certain hirsute Smooth Operator is standing by.
Reach Out And Touch Me,
Denny DelVecchio
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Welcome to the world of cell phone telemarketers.
Don't know about that, but word has it I'm on several ladies' "You Must Call List."
why is everyone in that Sade video ethnically ambiguous?
Denny says, "Hey! What's got two thumbs and breaks women's hearts in the 21st century?! This guy!"
@Dumps: Just like Dolph Lundgren.
@Doc Cyn: You're a seer of seers.
OMG It's like Christmas!
For my "over a minute," can we re-enact the scene in Lionel Richie's "Hello" video where the Art Teacher finds out the blind student is totally in love with him too, because if she wasn't well then why would she even bother sculpting a likeness of his head in clay?
I'll even be Lionel, if you want (even though we both know I'm a gifted sculptor).
There are many scenes that Denny is willing to re-enact with you, love.
Denny... my number is...614222555123
ill be waiting....
Ahh, Columbus, Ohio. Beautiful this time of year.
Praise Jesus.
Give me those cellular digits.
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