Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Advance #48: Denny's First Celebrity Endorsement
Although it was really only a matter of time, Denny Dance has secured his very first product endorsement.
And, naturally, I'm engorged with mirth.
After puckishly turning asunder several attempts to cast me as a glitzy pitchman for products like The Morning After Pill, the Quentin Tarantino Gluten Free Cookbook, Baby Bumpits and three different female depilitory cremes, I was still yearning for the right thing to cross my desk.
And when I was offered the chance of a lifetime while engaged in a Category 5 sexting orgy with a prominent stockholder of an up and coming man-girdle company, who was I to say no?