Advance #48: Denny's First Celebrity Endorsement

Although it was really only a matter of time, Denny Dance has secured his very first product endorsement.

And, naturally, I'm engorged with mirth.

After puckishly turning asunder several attempts to cast me as a glitzy pitchman for products like The Morning After Pill, the Quentin Tarantino Gluten Free Cookbook, Baby Bumpits and three different female depilitory cremes, I was still yearning for the right thing to cross my desk.

And when I was offered the chance of a lifetime while engaged in a Category 5 sexting orgy with a prominent stockholder of an up and coming man-girdle company, who was I to say no?

Toned,
Denny DelVecchio