Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Advance #50: Search Terms For This Site Kick Ass

Although he fully expected to see "Dr. Crotchalicious", "How Big Is Too Big Ladies?", "Microphone Destroyer", "Tossed Salad", "Whose DNA Is That?" and "Celebrities I Yearn To Mount", Denny found some interesting search terms leading users of what I like to refer to as "The Information Superhighway" to this decidedly un-humble site.

Some examples:

Hermaphrodite Adult Videos
I Want To Be A Famous Writer
HAIRY OLD MEN SILVERFOX (all caps in original)
Man Bulges
Look At My Johnson
Takes Weiner Out
Segway Gang
Bucket List Fuck
Denny DelVecchio Sex God (Singlegirlie, I presume)

Internet Explorer,
Denny DelVecchio


susi spice said...

im surprised Long Dong Denny hasnt come up, that's how i usually find you..

nursemyra said...

Take your weiner out and I'll look at your johnson. Though you do risk having me break into peals of laughter

singlegirlie said...

You presume correctly. Damn, am I that transparent?

susi spice said...

denny.... i think we are all falling for you...

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Spice: It's okay to bookmark, love.

@Good Nurse: Quid pro quo, Clarice.

@Single: No, Denny's just a master in the art of seduction.

Ron-Yves said...

'New Jersey's Mustached Jaromir Jagr' didn't make the cut?

Anonymous said...

Everytime I look at your blog Denny I sing this song... you sexy mf.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Karaoke AP: Denny wants to freak you.

@Ronny: Jagr takes that as a gargantuan compliment.