Reasons Why God May Not Exist #4: This Sulferous Goblin

At risk of offering a nanosecond more attention than the fusty gasbag deserves, suffice it to say that his antebellum views on race, the fairer sex and faith have a willing slut of a bedfellow . . . the worst the 19th Century had to offer.

Although I have been accused of intellectually only seeing the world in black and white, that's still one color more than Boss Hogg Jake Knotts, Jr. has on his palate.

Political And Shit,
Denny DelVecchio