Advance #33: The Second Revolutionary War

I thought that one patriotic ass-thumping would have been enough, but it looks like the redcoats want another crack at the red, white and blue in the World Cup of Football.

But just like the first time, America--still 50 states strong as they were during the Revolutionary War-- is going to beat down their pale cousins from across the big lake--beat them down like a ridiculous double decker bus. (If the bus were to be beaten down in some appropriate manner.)

And there's nothing this Handsome Devil or any of their other players can do about it when--not if, but when--Larry Fitzgerald gets behind Ashley Cole for 6.

Denny's Prediction:

U.S.A  49
England  0

Engorged With Pride,
Denny DelVecchio