I'm so glad that I can finally introduce you to my cool, hastily-drawn French family.
Meet Henri, Sophie, Jean-Luc and Thérèse DelVecchio. They're the greatest.
What? Hiding them from you?
Au contraire, mon ami. Denny just needed to wait until the right time to tell you.
I had to make sure that you'd be truly happy for us--without a hint of the cankered jealousy that you unfurled upon learning of the white hot groin-vacation I enjoyed with your sister-in-law at the 2005 North Mesa Clogger's Retreat.
Anyway, I'm off to engorge myself in Sophie's trademark grenouille aubergine, followed by a spongebath from the beguiling Thérèse, who, by the way, just finished her first year at Sarbonne. (That's Denny's college girl!)
Merci Beaucoup,
Denny DelVecchio
5 comments:
Vous avez clairement frappé un nouveau bas Denny moral. J'espère que Dieu prend la pitié sur votre âme païenne.
I concur with anonymous, but why the fuck are they eating at 1 oclock am???
I don't know what to say.
I mean I literally don't know what to say. I don't speak German.
The mother looks cute. Too cute for the likes of you Delvecchio.
Leave Sophie alone Blanks. 500 feet, remember?
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