Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Regress #68: You Have Shamed Austria

Fuck TMZ. As noted in the tag below, you're too good for him

To: Arnold Schwarzenegger
From: Denny DelVecchio
Date: 5/18/11
Re: Side Project
Denny just wanted to let you know that you could have met, bedded and pollinated a ladybox life support unit of similar vintage and aesthetics by spending roughly 15 minutes in any Camden laundromat. But then the reverse is also true, isn't it, you one-note, shrunken-nutted Douche Canoe?


Nubian said...

Well maybe she taught him how to clean a carpet? I think the image of Denny with a unicorn is far prettier, I'll stick with that one.

Penelope said...

Holy shizz, this is her? Well...
Actually, I'm kind of amazed that he is actually a heterosexual, what with all his shenanigans with Warhol and crew in the 70's in the white cotton undies. And now, I need something to get this chick and that dude in his underwear out of my head. I'll focus on the banner and the handsome mug of one Denny DelVecchio.

themajessty said...


Excuse me while I wash my eyes with pictures of British prime ministers in speedos.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Penelope... first photo I've seen of the "scarlet woman"... whoah! Not what I expected. Perhaps she has a brilliant mind.

bluntdelivery said...

oh gee, glad blogger is off strike.

glad that every celebrity on the planet has to impregnate their nanny.

p.s. you have 100 followers now. how about THAT, i remember when this blog had just come out of the womb

Linda Medrano said...

Arnold has always been a horndog. He's not even that good in bed. (Really.)

Denny DelVecchio said...

@P-Lope: Focusing on the dashing, handsome Denny DelVecchio is always worthy of your focus.

@Nubian: See above.

@LDML: All but this one:

@Good Nurse: Wouldn't bet the alimony on it.

@Blunty: I still have the video of the birth. Sort of hot.

@LM: Agreed. He was nothing special.

Anonymous said...

"Douche canoe." YES. (I'm commenting on use of that word... what were you talking about?)

Anonymous said...

So, are you saying that any Camden laundromat can spend roughly 15 minutes inside a vintage ladybox life support unit meeting, bedding and pollinating a one-note shrunken-nutted Douche Canoe?

I just want to make sure we're on the same page.

Vodka Filly said...

I agree with Linda. I once cleaned Arnold's basement, and it was just kind of damp and dark in there. Nothing special.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Mars: A feminine cleansing device that can be used to traverse bodies of water.

@Anon: Same page.

@Vodka: I want your hyperlink to be back to your old website so badly. make me whole again.

Dr. Cynicism said...

THANK YOU!!! Finally, someone addressing the fact that this "creature" is an abomination, and Commando could have done a HELL of a lot better. Jesus, if you're going to throw your life away, do it with a model.