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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Regress #68: You Have Shamed Austria

Fuck TMZ. As noted in the tag below, you're too good for him
Memorandum

To: Arnold Schwarzenegger
From: Denny DelVecchio
Date: 5/18/11
Re: Side Project
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Denny just wanted to let you know that you could have met, bedded and pollinated a ladybox life support unit of similar vintage and aesthetics by spending roughly 15 minutes in any Camden laundromat. But then the reverse is also true, isn't it, you one-note, shrunken-nutted Douche Canoe?