Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Upcoming Your New Bad Habit Headlines

Denny has been called a cocktease, and he's earning the sweet moniker now by giving what some have referred to as a "sneak preview" of upcoming Your New Bad Habit stories.

Let the hype begin, DelVecchians.

Chimpanzees: Amoral, lice-ridden psychopaths aren't really so much like us after all

Otherwise average Boise man has freakish 7 inch clitoris

Mick Jagger: "I'd still fuck Mick Jagger"

Man of Asian descent ascends

Impoverished rapper reconsiders "wrecking the mic."

Des Moines couple agrees auto-erotic asphyxiation looked hotter on CSI: Miami

100% pure cane sugar still 100% rots the shit out of your kids' teeth

Building The Drama,
Denny DelVecchio


Love in the Dumps said...

How much you think that Love Hewitt is going for in this market?

Denny DelVecchio said...

Between $50-$100.

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

I can't wait to read about the Boise man. I don't feel so alone anymore.

nursemyra said...

Tell me more about this man from Boisie

singlegirlie said...

I say auto-erotic asphyxiation looks hotter on CSI: Denny.

And I never knew you were from Boise?

Anonymous said...

you forgot: "Karaoke Activity Partner knocked up again by Denny DelVechhio - her uterus is squatted in more than homeless shelter cot"... how dare you forget!

Denny DelVecchio said...

@KAP: Denny thinks about your uterus each and every day, love.

@Single/Vodka/Good Nurse: I'll meet you all in Boise. Friday night. Super 8. Room 217.

Anonymous said...

I'll be there Denny. With fingerless gloves.