Thursday, October 21, 2010
Advance #60: Introducing "DelVecchio, The Fragrance"
Coming Winter 2011 at all finer Costco Wholesale Clubs and Kaufhaus Des Westens across the United States and Bavaria.
You will have sexual intercourse, perhaps even with another, within 11 hours of drenching your doughy torso in this oily hump serum, or up to 50% of your purchase price will be cheerfully refunded.
The line forms to Denny's left.