Thursday, October 21, 2010

Advance #60: Introducing "DelVecchio, The Fragrance"

Coming Winter 2011 at all finer Costco Wholesale Clubs and Kaufhaus Des Westens across the United States and Bavaria.

You will have sexual intercourse, perhaps even with another, within 11 hours of drenching your doughy torso in this oily hump serum, or up to 50% of your purchase price will be cheerfully refunded.

The line forms to Denny's left.

Denny DelVecchio


Love in the Dumps said...

oh god that clip never fails to bring tears. "It smells like Denny's dick!" Oops I mean bigfoot. Is there a difference?

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

I always have your fragrance on me, but I can buy this for my loved ones.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Not in girth, partner.

Vodka, I'll knock the price down to $18.99 for your loved ones.

I know.

singlegirlie said...

Denny Dear, Bigfoot just came to me in tears. He is devastated that you used him that one night just to take a sample of his penile aroma. He now knows what those cotton swabs and test tubes were all about.

But then he got angry and demanded 90% of the royalties from your fragrance. I gave him a hand job and we called it even.

Just lookin' out for my man.


I'm not well.

Bearman said...

So what you are saying is that I have to wait 10 hours and 45 minutes to see if someone will have sex with me and if not leaving me 15 minutes to take care of myself?

Dr. Cynicism said...

Okay, put me down for a case (how ever many bottles that includes - or will the illustrious liquid even be stored in bottles? Perhaps it will be stored in dreams... delightfully magical dreams).

Kate said...

I found your site from Blunt Delivery. I love it. I’m going to poke around a little bit, but don’t worry I’ll put everything back where I found it!!

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Single: Not only are you well, you've never seen things more clearly.

@Bear: And you'll end up with 12 minutes left over.

@Doc Cyn: I'll need the P.O. box you use for the Ebony Colossus of the Month Club.

@Kate: Poke away, love. Blunty knows right.