If any loyal DelVecchians out there know this statuesque enchantress' digits, please quickly (but discreetly) fire them my way via our pre-arranged method.
I'll make it worth your while like only Denny can.
With Some Urgency,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Advancing and regressing pop culture with Denny DelVecchio, the sexiest man in the universe
My grandma's got more pep than that. I'll give her your number when one of her present fellas kicks the bucket.
Denny's not afraid of a duel when a woman's affections are on the line.
She's got the moves Denny. But does she have the stamina?
Denny, I strongly feel like you can do better... think of all those shining stars of womanhood that chase you relentlessly. It makes men like me jealous as shit. But I digress... Anyhow, if you choose to pursue this quest, you have my full support. But I won't cover for you if Vodka and Ground Beef starts asking questions.
Since I love you, and I want to make sure you get laid in my absence... Here you go: 917-515-1041 ... Ask for Palm (her nickname!)
Tell me it's not destiny-
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