Thursday, July 29, 2010
Advance #47: Proactiv Changed Denny's Life!
I realize that you're likely here for a brief respite from the travails for your somber, sexless workday, but Denny wants to talk to you about a very serious subject.
We've all had to deal with it to some degree, but I once had it SO BAD that it was affecting my social life, my love life, and my overall self worth.
There were times when I would hide my face from the world, quietly crying myself to sleep and wondering when--or if--things would ever change.
Then a friend turned me on to a product called Proactiv, and with one use Denny's teetering self-confidence began to soar.
Soon there was no more feeling alone. No more hiding. No more shame.
Just like other erstwhile hag-monsters like Katy Perry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Avril Lavigne I was, for the first time in my young life, a beautiful swan, spreading my wings and flying free on the moist, warm and slippery hands of Proactiv.
Some people, I'm told, even use it for acne.
Slip Sliding To A Better You,