Thursday, July 29, 2010

Advance #47: Proactiv Changed Denny's Life!

I realize that you're likely here for a brief respite from the travails for your somber, sexless workday, but Denny wants to talk to you about a very serious subject.

We've all had to deal with it to some degree, but I once had it SO BAD that it was affecting my social life, my love life, and my overall self worth.

There were times when I would hide my face from the world, quietly crying myself to sleep and wondering when--or if--things would ever change.

Then a friend turned me on to a product called Proactiv, and with one use Denny's teetering self-confidence began to soar.

Soon there was no more feeling alone. No more hiding. No more shame.

Just like other erstwhile hag-monsters like Katy Perry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Avril Lavigne I was, for the first time in my young life, a beautiful swan, spreading my wings and flying free on the moist, warm and slippery hands of Proactiv.

Some people, I'm told, even use it for acne.

Slip Sliding To A Better You,
Denny DelVecchio


bearman said...

Don't they usually show her one blemish while on stage in these ads?

nursemyra said...

so you're using it on your testicles?

Trisho said...

Hi Denny,

So....what do you use the Proactiv for? Please tell me...not for the big "m" you mentioned, that sounds....well painful. lol!


Denny DelVecchio said...

Let's just say that Denny's never lonely with a good friend like Proactiv in the house.

Sophie said...

A friend of mine used that stuff and it made her worse. Fortunately, she was using it on her *gasp* face and not her labyparts.