Sunday, July 11, 2010

Regress #38: World Cuppers To Play Final With Children Attached To Hands

In a misguided attempt to add to the tension and strategic heft of today's World Cup final between Spain and The Netherlands, FIFA President Sepp Blatter is apparently requiring all players to drag a small child around with them as they navigate the field in search of soccer immortality.

Ratings whores.

Denny DelVecchio


Anonymous said...

hahaha---the 2nd player in line got screwed on this deal, just sayin...I would have require my partner to shave their head and fast for at least a week before the contest...

Denny DelVecchio said...

I think we all were thinking along the same lines, Slacks.