Wednesday, July 7, 2010

From The Bag Of Tricks: A Belated Happy Birthday To Steve Perry's Bulge (Advance #21)

I realize that there's not a single valid excuse for my tardiness, but I still want to send a sincere and humble 61st birthday wish to Steve Perry's ample, unapologetic man-bulge.

It has been such an inspiration to so many of us over the years, and I can say on a personal level that it has gotten me through some pretty dark times.

Although it inexplicably didn't take the gig with Digital Underground in 1990, I never lost my faith.  Because I knew it was doing God's work somewhere.

So Denny would like to raise a glass to an American original.  Feliz Cumpleanos, Captain Eduardo.

Best Regards,
Denny DelVecchio


singlegirlie said...

Are you speaking of his moobs? Take a look at that pic, he's got a rack! xoxox

blunt delivery said...

i don't know why people are so shocked at the thought of transexuals.

have they not been paying attention? clearly, they've been around longer than we realize.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Single: Not a bad set, indeed. I'd never invested much thought in his feminine mystique. Maybe it's time to start.

@Blunt: I see you've gone a step further and imparted to Perry a full-on sex change. I'll have to think on that one.

susi spice said...

thats a dude!???

i wouldve also said...

Thats a chick!????

im confused :(

i dont see a bulge..maybe if the photo was of his behind?

Denny DelVecchio said...

Try the vid in the first hyperlink in the article. The guy's pants are like a clown car.