Advance #47: Proactiv Changed Denny's Life!

I realize that you're likely here for a brief respite from the travails for your somber, sexless workday, but Denny wants to talk to you about a very serious subject.

We've all had to deal with it to some degree, but I once had it SO BAD that it was affecting my social life, my love life, and my overall self worth.

There were times when I would hide my face from the world, quietly crying myself to sleep and wondering when--or if--things would ever change.

Then a friend turned me on to a product called Proactiv, and with one use Denny's teetering self-confidence began to soar.

Soon there was no more feeling alone. No more hiding. No more shame.

Just like other erstwhile hag-monsters like Katy Perry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Avril Lavigne I was, for the first time in my young life, a beautiful swan, spreading my wings and flying free on the moist, warm and slippery hands of Proactiv.

Some people, I'm told, even use it for acne.

Slip Sliding To A Better You,
Denny DelVecchio