Thursday, September 9, 2010
Shhhh...Denny's Being Interviewed Tonight
Although traditional heavy hitters like GQ, Details and Bloodhorse Magazine have all recently come a-knocking on Denny's Triple-Wide, I have decided to grant my first official interview to my favorite dating-woe pimp, Love in the Dumps.
Although lofty-cheekboned Himbo Matt Brand floated the idea of a Hip Hop-themed nude pictorial, my better, more modest angels commanded me to take a subdued, Wallacian approach.
Be sure to check out LITD this Saturday for the sweet, sultry carnage.
Yours In Love,