Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Advance #34: My Imaginary, Illustrated French Family

I'm so glad that I can finally introduce you to my cool, hastily-drawn French family.

Meet Henri, Sophie, Jean-Luc and Thérèse DelVecchio. They're the greatest.

What?  Hiding them from you?

Au contraire, mon ami. Denny just needed to wait until the right time to tell you.

I had to make sure that you'd be truly happy for us--without a hint of the cankered jealousy that you unfurled upon learning of the white hot groin-vacation I enjoyed with your sister-in-law at the 2005 North Mesa Clogger's Retreat.

Anyway, I'm off to engorge myself in Sophie's trademark grenouille aubergine, followed by a spongebath from the beguiling Thérèse, who, by the way, just finished her first year at Sarbonne.  (That's Denny's college girl!)

Merci Beaucoup,
Denny DelVecchio


Anonymous said...

Vous avez clairement frappé un nouveau bas Denny moral. J'espère que Dieu prend la pitié sur votre âme païenne.

Love in the Dumps said...

I concur with anonymous, but why the fuck are they eating at 1 oclock am???

Denny DelVecchio said...

I don't know what to say.

I mean I literally don't know what to say. I don't speak German.

Blanks said...

The mother looks cute. Too cute for the likes of you Delvecchio.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Leave Sophie alone Blanks. 500 feet, remember?